Agoraphobic Nosebleed - Crash Course To Maximum Nowhere (0:30-ish)
If you're gonna use a drum machine you might as well jack that fucker's speed up to the max and dial up the hate. This would have to be the angriest shit, like, ever. Kinda sounds like Sore Throat on amphetamines and 100% serious. They must be the easiest people to get on with having got everything off their chest and put it on record.